Dear Stayfree:
If you insist on using wings to keep you product in place, please make sure that the glue is not sticky enough to rip the hair off my upper inner thigh when it gets displaced from my drawers.
-(less) Hairy
Dear Vlasic:
I am now sporting the latest fashion in Band-aids after attempting to open a jar of your baby dills. The suction created by the lid was, I believe, strong enough to keep the space shuttle in orbit (screw gravity). I'm passing this information on to NASA in case you guys want to get together.
-Pickled
Dear NASA:
I've already let Vlasic know you'd be calling. Give them a ring and mention my name, maybe they'll give you a discount. At least on pickles.
-K
Friday, September 21, 2007
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2 comments:
good for a laugh....
you sounding a little hormonal.
mike
Bulls Eye, sir!
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